If Nick was a tree, what would he be?

Shorter, that's for certain, but what genus and/or species best represents him?

He would be a Cactus...

Looks mean,lives in the Dessert, but theres Water inside!!!!


MEANING:

Looks Mean/unappraochable etc
lives in the Dessert: operates amongst alot of Martial Artists who dont know shit about shit.
Water inside:He has the true awnsers: ie can provide what is really needed in the toughest environment.

DRINK MY FRIENDS DRINK!!!!

Id say he was a huge Scotch pine or Douglas fir you know one of those great big Xmas beasts! And cause hes a fairy at heart

I'd say a Gum tree.
He's from Australia and Koalas do unspeakable things in the upper reaches.



JK

Certainly not an evergreen. Looks like permanent winter up top........

Brian...bite me

I saw this question on a documentary about our President. A girl had been allowed access to his tour bus during the run up to the election and she said "So, if you were a tree, what kind would you be?"

He replied "I'm not a tree, I'm a Bush" which had the bus (and me) in stitches.

Nick

So the wife and I were batting this question back and forth. We came up with all sorts of large and majestic trees. Those all seem to obvious. Me... I thought Nick's a Bonzai tree (albeit a VERY tall Bonzai). Bonzai are very different trees and Nick is a very different person. Like him or Lump, he is who he is.

As for the "Faiery Heart" thing.... I just don't want to know.

Later...

Something hard on the outside but soft on the inside.

Hey prehaps he's an armadillo.

If Nick was a tree............. he'd be covered in dog pee and the park ranger would keep him in check with a chainsaw when he grew out of hand.

Nick wouldn't be a tree