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Nick, thought you'd need to know:

"Australian farmers called to report ugly sheep "
http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20060815/sc_nm/australia_sheep_dc_1

Ugly sheep would mess up the Aussie gene pool, I think they were saying.


JK

I'll never forget the time I was walking in the woods here in the States and found an American "having at it" with a sheep.

I said "Oih, mate, in my country we shear those"

He said "Fook off, I'm not sharing with anyone."

N

PS: The man to ask about the relevant good looks of sheep would undoubtedly be Mick Coup...he moved to Wales to be closer to them I understand (can you think of any other reason to move to Wales? )

N

ROTFL!

Funny, I had the same conversation with a Kiwi when I was in NZ.
Well, actually, I've never been to NZ, but I woulda done...

And of course, we know Scots wear kilts because the sound of zippers frightens the sheep.

JK

That reminds me of the policewoman who saw a car pulled over in the middle of nowhere. A guy couldn't wait so he had parked his car by a field of pumkins, went into the field, cut a hole in a mushy pumpkin and started to pump vigorously. The cop stopped to check out the car and heard something in the field. She headed over and when she arrived she looked at the guy and said, "Do you realize you're screwing a pumpkin?" He swung round in surprise and as quick as a flash said, "Whaa? You mean it's midnight already?"

True story by the way. Voted the best come back line of the year by someone somewhere...

Ok so I hit the Strange things done to Animals and food section... Nick is there something we all should know

Of course I guess I shouldn't say a whole lot. I live in a part of the country where I worked with a guy who hated to drive by large fields of sheep or goats. They would keep asking.. " Are you my daaaaaady" . Of course I could see a resemblance.