and this just in for Mr Nobody...

You are the master.

LOL! It's clear that none of the girls in ANY those pictures actually knows who he is!

Think about it from their point of view; you're a young woman out with a friend, and then from out of nowhere, some giant bloke you don't know walks up to you, puts his arm around you (trapping you in place) and hisses at you to smile at the camera. Of course you're going to go along with it.

Sinister? Bone chilling? I should say!

The dark haired girl in the first photo has quite clearly just pissed herself in terror.

I hope I'm not speaking out of turn..... actually, I'm not really bothered - just one of the many benefits of speaking out of turn on the internet is that even if one was to be hunted down by someone advertising himself as a killer on his t-shirt (tactically unsound by the way*) is that when he arrives you simply pretend to be someone else and/or blame a hacker for your forum post.

Anyway, whilst Mr. Nobody has referred to Nick as 'the master' following his apparent evidence of being quite the 'casinova', I can't help noticing that in order to provide said evidence Nick has clearly trawled (by trawled, I mean un-pinned from the notice board above his bed desk) at least 30 years' worth of photos.

6 girls in 30 years - stand aside Ron Jeremy!



*such t-shirts serve to attract law enforcement agencies and other killers.

I don't know which is better, Nicks post or the replies

Mr Nobody wrote:You are the master.

Yeah I wish I could photoshop like that

I'm glad Nick's care workers will still pose for photos with him,especially after "the event"(as the injunction insists we word it.)

Headwear in the latter two pics hide the... um... progress of Nick's hairline.

Some hilarious posts here....although you guys have missed the running gag that Nick and I have going....nevertheless, the above posts are more than appropriate!

tough audience...bastids.

BN: She pissed herself in joy and excitement.

Zak: I did actually have some village idiot ask me if the police had stopped me because of the shirt and taken me in for questioning!!! As for 30 years worth...no, no, Mr Nobody is right, you've completely missed the plot.

Mr Nobody: Yes young Jedi...I did receive your PM and will absolutely tell you how you too can pick up chicks. (and yes, your penis absolutely can be used for something other than peeing).

Nick

Nick Hughes wrote:tough audience...bastids.

BN: She pissed herself in joy and excitement.

Zak: I did actually have some village idiot ask me if the police had stopped me because of the shirt and taken me in for questioning!!! As for 30 years worth...no, no, Mr Nobody is right, you've completely missed the plot.

Mr Nobody: Yes young Jedi...I did receive your PM and will absolutely tell you how you too can pick up chicks. (and yes, your penis absolutely can be used for something other than peeing).

Nick

I must have a ghost PM writer.

I know what else my penis is used for Hughes...it's for what those incredibly talented Puppetry of the Penis performers do. Those fellows are gods amongst men.

Mr Nobody wrote:it's for what those incredibly talented Puppetry of the Penis performers do.

Is that what they told you? They said it was a puppet?